Berkeley, California

  • by Gitabushi

You had to suspect something like this was coming, right?

To the tune of Hotel California:

Here’s the karaoke version, so you can sing along:

On a Prog college campus, Conservative scheduled to speak
Warm smell of patchouli, hippies starting to freak
Up ahead in the distance, I saw some cars set alight
Smoke from the fires made my sight grew dim
They had to stop him tonight

There they marched in the roadway
Their faces covered in black
And I was thinking to myself
Why don’t the cops break up this attack?
Then they pulled down a lamppost and they threw it away
There were voices in a mindless chant
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to Berkeley, California
Free speech not welcome here (You’re not welcome here)
Ideas disappear.
Plenty of thugs at the Protest in California
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find them here

Their minds are wrong gender-twisted, they follow Feminist trends
They’ve got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that they call xem
See them vandalize Starbucks, sweet schadenfreude
They not only have no coffee, now they’re unemployed.

So I called up news stations, said
“Please report the news!”
He said, “We haven’t had that duty here since nineteen seventy-two.”
And still those voices are yelling from far away
Woke whining in the middle of the night
Praying to Harambe

Please come to Berkeley California
Free speech not welcome here (You’re not welcome here)
Rights disappear.
They livin’ it up at the Protest in California
When the cops arrive (when the cops arrive), they have their alibis

Homeless on the sidewalks
Illegals released by ICE
And she said, “We are all just prisoners here, of our appetites”
And in Soros’ chambers
They gathered for a fee
Filling out fake ballots for weeks
Still failed to elect Hillary

Last thing I remember, I was
Calling for some peace
I had to find a common point for political comity
“Chillax” said the night man
“We are brainwashed to the brink.
You can debunk all our talking points
But we will never think!”

[Rockin’ Guitar Solo]

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Berkeley, California

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