Now Ima Retweet Her! (Parody Lyrics)

  • by Gitabushi

With apologies to the Monkees and Neil Diamond.

To the tune of “I’m a Believer”

I thought #FF love was just a fairy tale
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Fame was out to get me
That’s the way it seemed.
Follower count haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw her meme, now Ima retweet her
Not a trace of shame in my mind.
Gonna troll, mmmmm, I’m a retweeter!
I couldn’t delete her if I tried.

I thought retweets were more or less a givin’ thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What’s the use in tryin’?
Likes is all you get.
When I needed sharing I got sh*t.

Then I saw her meme, now Ima retweet her
Not a trace of shame in my mind.
Gotta troll, mmmmm, I’m a retweeter!
I couldn’t delete her if I tried.

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